At a recent computer software engineering course, the participants were given an awkward question to answer:
"If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software, how many of you would disembark immediately?"
Among the ensuing forest of raised hands only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay aboard. With his team's software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off.

So I am chatting online on yahoo and I meet this chic.. she was 19 from Savannah, GA. Had long hair, black eyes, tan skin and she sounded HOT. So i sent my pic, After 2 minutes, I Hear rambling in my house.. It was my sister who came up to tell me.. You f******** pervert !

So I am watching this insect slowly crawling on my HDTV, I take my slipper and SLAM !!, MY TV fell off the stand !!!!!

While working on an important project for a client and frustrated with the code. I accidentally left some debug code in place when I gave it back to the client. The debug code was "Venture media is full of retards"...I guess you can figure out who the client was

I recently noticed a rule that I had set on my exchange server which cc's my boss on all the emails that I send out. I have been job hunting using that email address for past 2 weeks now.

I work at a tech support call center. I received a phone call about this person's cup holder not working properly. I responded saying that I think you have the wrong support line. The person responded saying that they have the right number as its a computer related problem since it is the computer's cup holder that comes out when the button is pressed. They were talking about the CD Drive!!

While working at an internet cafe, I had to instruct an elderly woman that the computer mouse did not in fact function like a tv remote.

So I lost my blackberry today. I didn't have my enterprise server nor the password set on it. Remembered that I had naked pics of my girl friend and several videos of her stripping naked for me. Lets hope no one posts it online or I AM DEAD MEAT ! Now, I know better !

Man, Do i f****** hate the IPHONE right now. I wanted to write a text message and chose the contact as Mom instead of Monique and the text message was as follows, " How about that BJ tonight ? "

So I am Watching porn and I got a Bose Companion connected to my Computer and I hit the touch pad to mute it. I hear my mom coming in. So i turn my monitor off. My mom put a plate of food on my desk and hits the touch pad and "AAHH AHHH AHHH". Fuck me !