Well, here's my dork story .. and trust me I have plenty. So one night my boyfriend and I are talking on the phone getting intimate and he says lets play on the web cam. In the moment, I turn it on and tell him to get started I'll be right back, unfortunately I didn't minimize my screen and my mom walked in and saw him jackin off ... That was it for our web cam fun !!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

Customer: "How much do Windows cost?"
Tech Support: "Windows costs about $100."
Customer: "Oh, that's kind of expensive. Can I buy just one window?"

Last night I was so wasted I tried to set my alarm on my calculator

I dropped my xbox 360 :(